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1、我太难了，我的上辈子一定是道奥数题。
I"m too difficult. My last life must have been an Olympian mathematics problem.
2、已经八月了，八月不会对你好的，给我买八杯奶茶，我对你好。
It"s already August. August won"t be good for you. Buy me eight cups of milk tea. I"ll treat you well.
3、大灰狼闯进了羊圈，高兴地大叫：“都是我的了！一只羊，两只羊，三只羊……”然后睡着了。
The wolf broke into the sheepfold and exclaimed happily, "it"s all mine! One sheep, two sheep, three sheep…… " Then he fell asleep.
4、我发誓我今天一定不熬夜，如果再熬夜我就再发誓。
I swear I won"t stay up late today. If I stay up late, I will swear again.
5、让我看看是哪个倒霉蛋周末还要早起上课，哦，原来是我自己。
Let me see which unfortunate person has to get up early for class on weekends. Oh, it"s me.
6、世界本没有公主，直到我的出现。
There was no princess in the world until I appeared.
7、找暑假工，会用微信就行，工作内容是每天给我转200块钱，每个人工资两千，傻得来，不傻得骂不过。
To recruit summer workers, as long as you can use wechat, the job content is to transfer 200 yuan to me every day, and each person"s salary is 2000 yuan. Stupid people can apply. I can"t beat a smart man in a fight.
8、高压锅烧到一半，我就把火关了，我怕它压力太大，大家都不容易。
When the pressure cooker is half baked, I turn off the fire. I"m afraid it"s under too much pressure. It"s not easy for everyone.
9、口袋里钞票的颜色，决定了今天的心情。
The color of the money in my pocket determines my mood today.
10、俗话说好事成双，我下巴这么好看，有两个也不奇怪。
As the saying goes, good things come in pairs. It"s not surprising that I have two chin.
11、八月不会对你好，转我八百，我对你好。
August will not be good for you, turn me 800, I will be good to you.
12、最近是小猪体质，喂得越饱越听话。
Recently, I am a piglet. The more I feed, the more obedient I am.
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