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1、当你玩了一天手机时，你就会明白这句话的真理：你的能量，超乎你想象。
When you play mobile phone all day, you will understand the truth of this sentence: your energy is beyond your imagination.
2、别人的自拍能当头像，我的自拍只能当表情包。
Other people"s selfies can be used as avatars, while mine can only be used as expression packs.
3、成功靠后天的努力，所以今天明天休息。
Success depends on the efforts made the day after tomorrow, so today and tomorrow are holidays.
4、蚊子是不是也有白班和夜班，不然怎么二十四小时都有蚊子咬我。
Mosquitoes also have day and night shifts, otherwise, mosquitoes bite me all the time.
5、发一条爱你的说说，我要屏蔽多少人，你以为我没有为你努力过吗？
Send a love message about how many people I want to block. Do you think I haven"t worked hard for you?
6、你们一定要好好读书，不要像我一样靠着一张美丽的脸混吃混喝。
You must study hard, don"t eat and drink with a beautiful face like me.
7、真正有钱人都很低调的，就像我白天出门都是骑小黄车，但是你们谁知道我晚上风扇都是开三档。
Real rich people are very low-key, just like I ride a small yellow car when I go out during the day, but which one of you knows that my fans always drive in the third gear at night.
8、都别傻了，他要是真的想保护你，为什么你家楼下的保安不是他。
Don"t be silly. If he really wants to protect you, why isn"t he the security guard downstairs?
9、没有什么困难是战胜不了我的。
There is no difficulty that can"t overcome me.
10、跟我做朋友吧，我爸开法拉利的，我妈开奔驰的，而我不一样，我开玩笑的。
Make friends with me. My dad drives a Ferrari, my mom drives a Mercedes, but I"m different. I"m kidding.
11、如果你不开心就去加油站工作，那样就会有很多人跟你说加油，还会给你钱。
If you are unhappy, go to work at a gas station. Then many people will tell you to refuel and give you money.
12、贫穷限制了那么多，为什么没有限制我的体重。
Poverty limits so much, why doesn"t it limit my weight?
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