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1、吃午饭了吗？亲人们，没吃的话，吃我一拳。
Have you had lunch yet? Dear friends, if you haven"t eaten yet, I will punch you.
2、刚刚请别人吃饭，发现没什么特别的菜，我灵机一动打起了游戏，我就是特别菜。
Just invited others to dinner, found no special dishes, I had an idea, played the game, I was a special dish.
3、今天过安检的时候一直响，保安问我是干什么的，我说学生，他说难怪检测出了钢铁般的意志。
Today, when I went through the security check, it rang all the time. The security guard asked me what I was doing. I said student, he said, no wonder I detected the iron will.
4、已经没人能伤得了我了，我在王者峡谷挨了五年打，我的心已经和王昭君的技能一样冷了。
No one can hurt me anymore. I"ve been playing in the Valley of the Kings for five years, and my heart is as cold as Wang Zhaojun"s skill.
5、今天在书里看到一句话，感觉非常有道理，分享一下：“早点睡”。
Today, I read a sentence in the book, which makes a lot of sense. Let"s share it: "go to bed early".
6、周末日常：一吃一大碗，一睡一整天。
Everyday on weekends: eat a big bowl and sleep all day.
7、要保持良好的心态，想开一点，起码现在的我们，还有头发可以掉。
To keep a good attitude, want to open a little, at least now we have hair to lose.
8、今天干饭不狠，明天地位不稳。
Today"s rice is not hard, and tomorrow"s position is unstable.
9、不想出门，不聊天，不想在任何社交平台展示自己，但是想脱单。
Don"t want to go out, don"t chat, don"t want to show yourself on any social platform, but want to get out of single.
10、小孩不会天天哭，恋爱不会次次输，只有我在排位一边哭一边输。
Children will not cry every day, love will not lose again and again, only I cry and lose in the ranking.
11、今天下定决心做废物，可没想到这行这么难，竞争如此激烈。
Today, I am determined to be a waste, but I didn"t expect that this industry is so difficult and the competition is so fierce.
12、抛个硬币，如果黏在天花板上就不吃夜宵了。
Flip a coin, and if it sticks to the ceiling, I won"t eat supper.
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