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1.火车是朝前开的，去哪不重要，重要的是窗外的风景。
The train is heading forward. It doesn"t matter where to go. What matters is the scenery outside the window.
2.不要跟我比懒，我懒得跟你比。
Don"t be lazy with me. I"m lazy with you
3.不要说别人脑子进水，脑子进水的前提是务必有个脑子。
Don"t say that other people are out of their mind. The premise of being out of their mind is to have a brain.
4.要么功课做在事前，要么小抄带在身边。
Either do your homework in advance, or take notes around
5.人生自古谁无死，早死晚死都得死。
Since ancient times, no one has to die in life.
6.机会如雨点般向我打来，但我却一一躲过。
Opportunities rained on me, but I dodged them one by one.
7.人生没有彩排，每一天都是现场直播。
Life has no rehearsal, every day is live
8.我很单纯，喝水只喝纯净水，喝奶只喝纯牛奶。
I am very simple, drinking water only pure water, drinking milk only pure milk.
9.我只想证明，这个世界上，只有我能欺负你，别人，没门。
I just want to prove that in this world, only I can bully you, others, no way.
10.世界如此美妙，你却如此暴躁，这样不好，不好。
The world is so wonderful, but you are so irritable, so bad, so bad.
11.你头和屁股又装反了吧。
You"ve got your head and your ass upside down again
12.我一口盐水喷死你。
I"ll kill you with a mouthful of salt water
13.都想抓住青春的尾巴，可惜青春是只壁虎。
Want to seize the tail of youth, but youth is a gecko
14.我们的故事没有终点，我们的爱就在对面。
Our story has no end, our love is on the opposite side
15.梦想还是要有的，他又不占地方。
There must be a dream. He doesn"t occupy space
16.别说世界抛弃了你，世界根本没空搭理你。
Don"t say that the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to talk to you.
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