今天分享一些可以消除你烦恼的沙雕句子，句句逗趣，开心必备！
假如你现在怎么努力都赶不上别人的话，那么你也一定不能灰心丧气，其实有什么大不了的么？反正你差的又不是这么一点点。
If you now how hard can not catch up with others, then you must not be discouraged, in fact, what"s the big deal? You"re not so bad anyway.
想起我学生时代最擅长的事情大概就是做选择题了，因为我总是会在四个选项里面排除掉两个错的，然后在剩下的两个里面选择那个错的。
I think of the thing I was good at when I was a student. I was probably good at doing multiple choice questions, because I always ruled out two wrong answers from the four choices, and then chose the wrong one from the remaining two.
千万不要让生活抹灭掉你的耐心和向往，没错，你还有诗和远方，你还有火锅炸鸡和脆皮肠。
Don"t let life wipe out your patience and yearning, yes, you still have poetry and distance, you still have hot pot fried chicken and crispy sausage.
一天到晚秀恩爱有什么意思？就比如说有四个人同时追我，那我也没有骄傲啊！我能怎么办？我只能乖乖地给他们送人头。
What"s the point of showing affection all day long? For example, there are four people chasing me at the same time, then I am not proud of ah! What can I do? I had to give them my head.
年轻人记住，千万不能熬夜，熬夜坏处真的很多，就比如说上一次我有一个朋友他因为熬夜，你们猜，最后他发生了什么事情？他熬了一整个晚上都没有睡觉。
Young people, remember, never stay up late, staying up late is really bad, for example, last time I had a friend because he stayed up late, you guess, what happened to him? He stayed up all night.
假如你离得很远，就看到我一直在盯着你看的时候，千万不要觉得我对你有什么意思？其实我只不过是真的近视，离得那么远，我真的看不清你是谁？
If you are far away, and you see me staring at you, do not think I have any meaning to you? In fact, I just really myopia, so far away, I really can"t see who you are?
那个女孩子长得真好看，鼻子也好看，眼睛也好看，皮肤也很白，假如不出什么意外的话，我想她这辈子都不会跟我有什么关系。
That girl is so good-looking, with a nice nose, nice eyes, and very white skin. Barring some accidents, I don"t think she will ever have anything to do with me.
如果什么时候你觉得我看起来没精神的话，那么我告诉你，我很有可能是生病了，或者是累了，但是其实最大的可能我想应该就是我饿了。
If ever you think I look low on energy, I"m probably sick or tired, but most likely I"m hungry.
经过不正经研究表明，我们每天真的不能长时间的扣手机，因为时间长了，手机肯定会没有电的。
Unscrupulous studies have shown that we really shouldn"t button our cell phones for a long time every day, because if we do, our cell phones will surely lose their battery.
昨天跟我玩得最好的两个朋友吵架了，后来不管我怎么劝，他们两个就是不愿意打一架。
Two of my best friends quarreled with each other yesterday. Then, no matter what I tried to persuade them, they refused to fight.
当代年轻人的不自觉，拼夕夕都不嫌弃你穷，我凭什么嫌弃拼夕夕便宜呢？
Contemporary young people do not consciously, spell Xi Xi do not abandon you poor, I with what abandon spell Xi cheap?
结语：这些可以赶走你烦恼的沙雕句子，搞笑有趣，值得一看！
Epilogue: These sand sentences can drive away your troubles, funny and interesting, worth a look!
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