1.你不累吗，在我心里跑了好几圈了。
回复：我在找出口
Aren"t you tired? I"ve run for several laps in my heart.
Re: I"m looking for an exit
2.结婚以后两个人相处最重要的是什么？
回复：就当这婚没有结
What is the most important thing for two people to get along with after marriage?
Reply: as if the marriage is not married
3.你是如何走出人生阴霾的？
回复：多走几步
How do you get out of the haze of life?
Reply: take more steps
4.前半生与后半生的分界在哪里？
回复：此时此刻
Where is the boundary between the first half of life and the second half of life?
Re: at this moment
5.个矮是什么感觉
回复：所有人看到我都抬不起头
What is it like to be short
Reply: everyone can"t look up when they see me
6.为什么新闻播完了，总要播他们收拾资料的片段？
回复：为了告诉你我们吹牛是打了草稿的
Why is it that when the news is over, we always have to broadcast the clips of their materials?
Re: to tell you, we made a draft of our boasting
7.如果你们没钱了就来找我，我告诉你们没钱的日子怎么过。
If you have no money, come to me and I will tell you how to live without money.
8.其实之前也考虑了劳斯莱斯和宾利，到最后还是选择了公交，因为人多热闹。
In fact, I also considered Rolls Royce and Bentley before, but in the end, I chose the bus because there were so many people.
9.不管我们生疏到什么程度，答应我，都不要改腾讯密码好吗？
No matter how unfamiliar we are, promise me not to change Tencent password, OK?
10.等我将来有钱了，我就把我讨厌的人送进最好的精神病院。
When I get rich in the future, I"ll send people I hate to the best mental hospitals.
11.回想这一年，似乎过着猪一样的生活，却不能像猪一样无忧无虑。
Looking back on this year, it seems to live a pig like life, but not as carefree as a pig.
12.逃避可耻啊，但有用啊。
It"s shameful to escape, but it"s useful.
13.爱情这坦克，撞谁谁休克。
Love this tank, who hit who shock.
14.找不到我了吧，我在去你心上的路上呢。
I can"t find me. I"m on my way to your heart.
15.男人赚钱猜一首歌。“女人花”
Men make money guess a song. "Woman flower"
