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1、幸亏我没对象，不然这么热的天还得出去约会。
I"m lucky I don"t have a date, otherwise I have to go out on such a hot day.
2、刚进手术室，医生问我全麻还是半麻，我说微辣。
Just entered the operating room, the doctor asked me general anesthesia or semi anesthesia, I said slightly spicy.
3、那时候我还年轻，不知道这世上的一切都早已暗中标好热量。
At that time, I was young and didn"t know that everything in the world had already been marked with heat.
4、别看我每天发朋友圈很闲的样子，我不发朋友圈的时候也很闲。
Don"t look at me every day, my friends circle is very idle. When I do not make friends circle, I am also very busy.
5、如果你不开心就去加油站工作，那样就会有很多人跟你说加油，还会给你钱。
If you are not happy, go to the gas station to work, so there will be a lot of people who tell you to refuel and give you money.
6、虽然今天什么也没做，但还是辛苦我了。
Although I didn"t do anything today, it still worked hard for me.
7、才不要为你上九天揽月，月亮可没我可爱。
I don"t want to take the moon for you. The moon is not as lovely as I am.
8、我比较单纯，感觉你赞一下我，就是喜欢我。
I"m simple. I feel like you like me just by praising me.
9、比去年又大了一岁，肉肉翻了不止一倍。
One year older than last year, the meat has more than doubled.
10、相比日出我更喜欢日落，毕竟早上起不来。
I prefer sunset to sunrise. After all, I can"t get up in the morning.
11、别人有什么好的，有我这么会惹你生气吗？
What"s good about others? Will I make you angry?
12、你会喜欢我吗？不会赶紧学。
Would you like me? I won"t rush to learn.
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