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1、跟我吵架解决不了问题，但是你夸我一下试试。
Fighting with me won"t solve the problem, but you can try to praise me.
2、38度的高温，都等不来你的一句地址发来，奶茶安排。
38 degrees high temperature, can"t wait for your sentence: address sent, milk tea arrangement.
3、我有两个朋友吵架了，无论我怎么劝，他们都不肯打起来。
Two of my friends quarreled, and they refused to fight no matter how I tried to persuade them.
4、等疫情结束了，我就跑去找你，然后在你耳边轻轻地说：“你胖了”。
When the epidemic is over, I"ll run to you and say in your ear, "you"re fat.".
5、我这辈子只有两件事不会，就是这也不会，那也不会。
There are only two things I can"t do in my life, either this or that.
6、处对象吗？我辛辛苦苦存了三块钱，过节可以给你买礼物，希望你不是看上我的钱。
Be a couple? I have worked hard to save three yuan. I can buy you presents on holidays. I hope you don"t like my money.
7、不敢问你喜欢什么样的女孩子，我怕我全符合。
I don"t dare to ask what kind of girl you like. I"m afraid I"m all in line.
8、我这个年纪，爱情晚来一点没关系，但是打野再不来，中路就真的没了。
At my age, it doesn"t matter if love comes later, but if you don"t come, the middle road will be gone.
9、原谅我盛装出席，手握水笔，眉头紧锁，奋笔疾书，只为给学霸垫底。
Forgive me for dressing up, writing with a pen in my hand, frowning, and writing so fast that I can get the best students.
10、如果你正在读这段话，就说明你爱上我了，如果你想否认，那为什么还在读。
If you are reading this passage, you are in love with me. If you want to deny it, why are you still reading it.
11、男程序员一定是好男人，因为他们每天都会呆在电脑面前问自己：我到底错在哪里了？
Male programmers must be good men, because they will stay in front of the computer every day and ask themselves: what"s wrong with me?
12、空有一颗学习的心，偏偏生了一条挂科的命；空有一颗减肥的心，偏偏生了一条吃货的命；横批：身不由己。
Have a heart to learn, but have a failure life; have a heart to lose weight, but have a life of eating goods; horizontal Criticism: can"t help it.
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