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早上在路边摊吃了一份10元钱的早餐，老板很忙，我就把钱放到钱盒子里，但转念一想，老板可能没看见，我又把钱拿出来，这时候老板看见了。
In the morning, I had a breakfast of 10 yuan at the roadside stall. The boss was very busy, so I put the money in the money box. But on second thought, the boss might not see it. I took out the money again. At this time, the boss saw it.
小孩子难过了、生气了，口头哄哄就行了就会开心了，大人不行，尤其是女人，得吃好的，得买东西，要真诚的认错，弄不好还要写保证书。
When a child is sad and angry, he will be happy if he talks with others. Adults can"t, especially women. He has to eat well, buy things, admit his mistakes sincerely, and write a guarantee if he can"t.
记得初中上学那会，中午午休和哥们躲在厕所抽烟，哥们看要抽完了，猛吸最后一口，这时班主任进来了，问我们干嘛呢，我有点紧张地看向我哥们，他从鼻子里冒出好多烟，说我在生气。
I remember that junior high school meeting, lunch break and friends hiding in the toilet smoking, friends see to have finished smoking, the last puff, then the head teacher came in, asked us why, I was a little nervous to look at my brother, he from the nose out of a lot of smoke, said I was angry.
在一列动车上，一位美女坐在角落哭的稀里哗啦，列车长心生怜悯，上前问候道：女士，你还好吗？请问有什么可以帮到您？美女擦了下眼泪说，我坐过站了。列车长笑眯眯的说道：好的，来，请补下车票。
On a high-speed train, a beautiful woman sat in the corner crying. The conductor was pitiful and said to him, "madam, are you ok?"? What can I do for you? The beauty wiped her tears and said, "I"ve missed my station.". The conductor said with a smile: OK, come on, please make up the ticket.
有一天，我妈听说我抽烟的消息，就告诉了我爸，我爸问我妈：“确定了吗？”我妈说：“还没确定。”我爸说：“晚上看我的。”到了晚上，我爸给了我60块钱，让我买三包玉溪，我说不够，还差9块。我爸笑着对我妈说：“确定了，打吧。”
One day, my mother heard about my smoking and told my father. My father asked my mother, "are you sure?" My mom said, "it"s not sure." My dad said, "watch me at night." In the evening, my father gave me 60 yuan to buy three bags of Yuxi. I said it was not enough. It was still 9 yuan short. My dad said to my mom with a smile, "sure, fight."
有一次考试没考好，回家被我爸揍了一顿，心里很难过。然后回到自己房间，本想看会笑话排解一下坏心情，没想到看了第一条就笑个不停，我爸爸还以为我不服，又把拖回去打一顿。
Once I failed in the exam and was beaten by my father at home. I was very sad. Then I went back to my room. I wanted to see a joke to relieve my bad mood. Unexpectedly, I kept laughing after seeing the first one. I thought my dad didn"t agree with me and dragged him back to fight again.
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