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1、你是第99个说想我的人，你现在还想我吗？
You are the 99th to say that you miss me. Do you still miss me now?
2、我也想你，想你给我捶捶背。
I miss you too. I want you to beat my back.
3、这么巧吗？我也在想你，想你给我买的奶茶。
Is this a coincidence? I miss you, too. I miss the milk tea you bought for me.
4、想我干啥，没出息，你要好好学习。
What do you want me to do? You have to study hard.
5、老实交待，你想我多久了，一个小时5块钱。
To be honest, how long have you thought of me? 5 yuan an hour.
6、我也想你，想给你一巴掌。
I miss you too. I want to slap you.
7、想我的话，你就过来找我啊，我在青藏高原等你。
If you miss me, come to me. I"ll wait for you on the Qinghai Tibet Plateau.
8、老实交代，你是不是对我有所企图。
Tell me honestly if you have any plans for me.
9、收到，我会把你的想念原封不动的寄回给你。
Yes, I"ll send you back your miss intact.
10、那必须的，你的心里只能想我一个人，如果我发现有别人，那我就把你打死。
That"s necessary. You can only think of me in your heart. If I find someone else, I"ll kill you.
11、你真的想我吗？那我为什么没有打喷嚏。
Do you really miss me? Then why didn"t I sneeze.
12、想我的人多了，你觉得你能排第几。
There are many people who miss me. How many do you think you can rank.
13、想我还不够，你要得相思病。
It"s not enough to think about me. You have to be lovesick.
14、那你想吧，我出去玩会，让你体会一下什么是单相思。
Then you think about it. I"ll go out for a while to let you experience what is unrequited love.
15、我觉得你的想念不够，需要红包来凑。
I think your missing is not enough. You need a red envelope.
16、只要一知道你想我，我就会不由自主的手舞足蹈。
As long as I know you miss me, I can"t help dancing.
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