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1.多我一个富婆会破坏生态平衡吗?
Will one more rich woman destroy the ecological balance?
2.早起真的可以做很多事情,比如睡个回笼觉。
Getting up early can really do many things, such as sleeping.
3.网络再快,也没你头发掉得快。
No matter how fast the Internet is, it"s not as fast as your hair.
4.有福同享,有肉你长。
Share your blessings and grow your flesh.
5.骂我可以,动手,打我朋友。
Scold, I can hit my friends.
6.自从生活把我击倒,我突然发现躺着真舒服啊。
I"ve been so comfortable since lying down.
7.开心的时候就哈哈大笑,否则这么多年牙就白刷了。
Laugh when you are happy, otherwise your teeth will be whitewashed for so many years.
8.谈恋爱应该处处让着男朋友,让他做饭,让他洗碗,让他赚钱。
In love, we should let our boyfriend cook, wash the dishes and make money.
9.可爱可爱,没有眼袋。
Lovely, no pouch.
10.人生苦短,再来一碗。
Life is short, another bowl.
11.虽然有很多人说我胖,但是人心隔肚皮,我也不能太当真。
Although many people say I"m fat, I can"t take it too seriously.
12.我出钱,你出人,一起喝成神经病。
I"ll pay, you"ll pay, and we"ll drink together.
13.别逼我在最快乐的地方扇你。
Don"t make me fan you in the happiest place.
14.我从来不看男朋友的手机,因为我怕他说让我看看你的。
I never look at my boyfriend"s mobile phone, because I"m afraid he said let me see yours.
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