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1、从不讨好别人，所以我才如此迷人。
I never flatter people, that"s why I"m so charming.
2、一个人吃饭总是觉得很孤独，但一个人吃零食就不会了。
Eating alone always feels lonely, but I don"t think so when I eat snacks alone.
3、不用怀疑，我是你的梦中穷人。
No doubt, I"m the poor man of your dreams.
4、成绩不好是暂时的梦，可我美是一直的。
Bad grades are temporary dreams, but I am always beautiful.
5、我不能低下高贵的头，但捡钱的时候例外。
I can"t lower my noble head, except when I pick up money.
6、每天早上刚起床，就有一股想午睡的冲动。
Every morning just get up, there is an impulse to take a nap.
7、钱是世界上最不忠心的东西，每次都是我们一起出门，然后回来的时候就剩下我自己了。
Money is the most unfaithful thing in the world. Every time we go out together, and when we come back, I am left with myself.
8、每次临时抱佛脚的时候，佛总是给我一脚。
Every time I hold Buddha"s feet temporarily. Buddha always gives me a foot.
9、最近很多人说走路玩手机很危险，吓得我赶紧跑起来玩。
Recently, many people said that it was dangerous to walk and play with mobile phones, which scared me to run to play.
10、上课盼下课，上学盼放学，我的目标一直都很执着。
In class, I look forward to the end of class. I look forward to school when I go to school. My goal has always been very persistent.
11、人之初，性本善，你掏钱，我吃饭。
At the beginning of a person, the nature is good, you pay, I eat.
12、人还是要多出去走走，不然根本不知道在家里玩手机有多舒服。
People still have to go out for a walk, or they don"t know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.
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