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1、一个人的想法是会变的，以前我也想发财，现在只想脱贫。
A person‘s thoughts will change. I used to want to make a fortune, but now I just want to get rid of poverty.
2、大家都是情不知所起，一往而深。我不一样，我的钱不知所去，一贫如洗。
Everyone is at a loss for love and goes deep. I’m different. I don‘t know where my money is. I’m broke.
3、找不到对象不要老是怨天尤人，要多想想自己的原因，也许是因为你太优秀而没人配得上你呢。
If you can‘t find an object, don’t always blame others. Think more about your own reasons. Maybe it‘s because you’re so good that no one deserves you.
4、请珍惜对你好的人，否则错过了，就不知道何时才能遇到另一个眼瞎的。
Please cherish the people who are good to you. Otherwise, if you miss it, you don‘t know when you will meet another blind one.
5、很多事情你当时想不通，别着急，过一段时间你再想，就想不起来了。
A lot of things you couldn’t figure out at the time. Don‘t worry, you won’t remember it after a while.
6、通往成功的路，总是在施工中。
The road to success is always under construction.
7、以后啊，我们要是有幸在一起了，我们的家务活一定要分工明确：你收拾屋子，我收拾你。
In the future, if we‘re lucky enough to be together. Our housework must have a clear division of labor. You clean the house, I clean you.
8、我不是一个爱慕虚荣的人，我讨厌别墅，豪车，名牌包包，衣服鞋子，我只喜欢钱。
I am not a vain man. I hate villa cars, designer bags, clothes, shoes. I only like Money
9、每次在街上看见很瘦的人，我都想把身上的肉肉分给她们一些，因为我有一颗善良的心。
Every time I see a very thin person in the street, I want to give them some of my flesh. Because I have a kind heart.
10、和女友吵了一个多小时，最后我赢得了自由，重新变成了一只单身狗。
Quarreled with his girlfriend for more than an hour. In the end, I won my freedom. And became a single dog again.
11、班主任，别白费心机地换座位了，我座哪都和周围的人聊得来。
Head Teacher Don’t waste your time changing seats. I can sit anywhere and talk to people around me.
12、如果你有喜欢的女生，就送她一支口红吧，至少她亲别人的时候你还有参与感。
If you have a girl you like, Just give her a lipstick. At least you feel involved when she kisses someone.
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