1、你知道为什么在人群中，我总能看到你吗？因为我是知猪侠。
Do you know why I can always see you in the crowd? Because I"m the man who knows pigs.
2、为什么超人要穿紧身衣？
因为救人要紧
Why do Superman wear tights?
Because it"s important to save people
3、青蛙吃了什么就会变哑巴？
南瓜（难呱）
What does the frog eat become dumb?
Pumpkin
4、你知道一只羊洗多少次澡才能变帅吗？
一千次，因为一羊千洗（易烊千玺）
Do you know how many baths a sheep takes to be handsome?
A thousand times, because a sheep is washed a thousand times
5、恍然大悟，猜一个人物？
奥特曼，因为他奥得特别慢
Suddenly, guess a character?
Altman, because he knows how slow he is
6、“我有一份令人惊讶的工作，你猜是什么？”
“是什么？”
“挖藕”（哇哦）
"I have an amazing job. Guess what?"
"What is it?"
"Digging lotus root"
7、“你知道为什么大海是蓝色的吗？”
“为什么？”
“因为海里有鱼总是在布鲁布鲁”
"Do you know why the sea is blue?"
"Why?"
"Because there are fish in the sea, they are always blue."
8、“26个字母哪个字母最重？”
“N啊！因为N重如山”
"Which of the 26 letters is the heaviest?"
"N! Because the kindness is as deep as a mountain "
9、“疫情期间出门需要花多少钱？”
“四千万，因为没事千万（没四千万）别出门。”
"How much does it cost to go out during the epidemic?"
"40 million. Don"t go out because you have nothing to do."
10、有一天小蝴蝶问妈妈：“妈妈，如果长胖了怎么办呀？”
妈妈轻轻的摸着小蝴蝶的头说：“你会变成发福蝶。”
One day, the little butterfly asked her mother, "Mom, what if you get fat?"
Mother gently touched the head of the little butterfly and said, "you will become a fat butterfly."
11、“为什么往嘴里扒拉两下饭，灯就会亮？”
“因为巴啦啦能量”
"Why would the light come on when you jerk your food in your mouth twice?"
"Because of Ba la la energy"
12、巧克力和西红柿打架，巧克力赢了，打一食物名字。
巧克力棒
Chocolate and tomato fight, chocolate wins, play a food name.
Chocolate is great
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