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一、好希望未来的某一天，喜欢的人可以明码标价呀，这样的话，我就可以彻底的死心！
Good hope that one day in the future, like the person can clearly price ah, so, I can completely give up!
二、不是你说的每一句“对不起”都能本来别人“没关系”的回答，你的每一句“你大爷”都可以换来别人“你大爷”的回答。
Not every "sorry" you say can originally others "it doesn"t matter" answer, your every "your uncle" can be exchanged for others "your uncle" answer.
三、不是一个优秀的父亲，也不是一个模范丈夫，更不是一个好儿子，但是那又有什么关系呢？我是一个小仙女呀！
Not a good father, not a good husband, not a good son, but what does it matter? I am a little fairy!
四、小时候的我总是以为自己长大后可以拯救整个世界，可是真正等到长大以后才发现，原来整个世界也拯救不了我。
When I was a child, I always thought that I could save the whole world when I grew up, but I really waited until I grew up to find that the whole world could not save me.
五、我用名誉担保，今年我一定要找一个对象，可是用谁的名誉？我现在还没有想好。
On my honour, I must find a partner this year, but on whose honour? I haven"t decided yet.
六、哦！我亲爱的朋友们，假如你们以后谁没有钱了，请一定要跟我讲，只要我有空的话，我就会详细地给你讲一讲，我那些没钱的日子是怎么样度过的，尤其是最近。
Oh! My dear friends, if any of you are to be penniless in the future, do tell me, and if I have time, I will tell you in detail how I have lived my penniless days, especially of late.
七、约好了明天见家长了，现在特别紧张，不知道对方父母人到底怎么样？脾气怎么样？毕竟是我家孩子先动手打了别人家的孩子。
Made an appointment to see parents tomorrow, now special nervous, do not know each other"s parents after all how? What"s your temper like? After all, my child was the first to hit someone else"s child.
八、哦！假如你今天做的菜咸了，那就等一会再吃吧，因为时间可以冲淡一切。哈哈哈哈哈！
If the dish you cooked today is salty, then eat later, because time can dilute everything. Ha ha ha ha ha!
九、我以为我们可以一起白头到老，谁知道你自己一个人背着我偷偷地染了发。
I thought we could live together forever, who knows you secretly dyed your hair behind my back.
十、你以为这个世界上所有的人都喜欢钱吗？我告诉你，就是有一些人，他们不喜欢钱，而喜欢小动物，比如说：宝马、路虎…
Do you think all the people in this world like money? I"m telling you, there are some people who don"t like money, but like small animals, such as BMW, Land Rover……
十一、在有些人整天什么活都不干，就知道天天躺着刷手机，点外卖，连门都不愿意出，你看看你现在的生活，都活在天堂，有什么区别？
In some people do not do any work all day, you know every day lying on the phone, order takeout, even the door is not willing to go out, you see your life now, are living in heaven, what is the difference?
十二、我还是从前那个少年，没有多大的改变，只是脸和肚子变得圆圆，经得住没钱的考验，还是很喜欢睡觉和吃饭。
I am still the same boy before, not much change, only face and belly become round, can withstand the test of no money, still like sleeping and eating.
十三、你知道为什么有一句话叫做自古红颜多薄命吗？因为从古至今都是这样，没有人在意，丑的人到底活多久？
Do you know why there is a saying called beauty since ancient times more than fate? Because this has been the case since ancient times, no one CARES, ugly people in the end how long to live?
结语：世界上所有的人都关心你飞得高不高？累不累？但是我不一样，因为我不关心你。
Conclusion: Does everyone in the world care how high you fly? Tired not tired? But I"m different, because I don"t care about you.
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