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雨后的泥土更加松软清香，就是有点黏牙。
After the rain the soil is more soft and fragrant, is a little sticky teeth.
没钱、没权、寸步难行。看着你们愁眉不展，我心里是何等心酸。
No money, no power, no steps. How sad it is to see you frown.
我不叫穷人，叫价格敏感性消费者。
I"m not called a poor man, I"m called a price-sensitive consumer.
从小到大我最拿手也是最拿得出手的魔术就是把钱变没。
From small to large I am the best and the best magic is to change the money.
有钱的劳斯莱斯，没钱的劳死累死。
Rich Rolls Royce, the money fatigue has not died dies of exhaustion.
我妈告诉我人民币的最大面值是十块，超过十块以上的都是假币。
My mother told me that the maximum face value of RMB is ten yuan, more than ten yuan are counterfeit currency.
所谓放假，家里遭嫌，出门没钱，每天特闲。
The so-called holiday, the family is suspected, go out without money, every day special leisure.
谁能告诉我，怎么样一天到晚吃泡面，都吃不腻？
Who can tell me, how to eat bubble noodles all day long, are not tired of eating?
当我的钱包真的好可怜，一辈子都没怎么见过钱。
When my wallet is really pathetic, I"ve never seen much money in my life.
一切能用钱解决的事情啊，我都没辙。
Everything that can be solved with money, I don"t have a problem.
比起穷这个弱点来，丑简直不值一提！
Compared to the weakness of poverty, ugliness is simply not worth mentioning!
我在等着你们双十一的快递纸箱子呢，我好盖着过冬。
I"m waiting for your double eleven courier cartons.
只想和收入差不多的人一起玩，有没有要饭的。
Just want to play with people of similar income, there is no food.
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