1、你知道为什么飞机撞不到星星吗？因为星星会闪呀！
Do you know why the plane can"t hit the stars? Because the stars will flash!
2、失眠的人都会想什么？想睡觉。
What do insomniacs think? Want to sleep.
3、有一天绿豆跟女朋友分手了，他很难过，于是他不停地哭呀哭呀，结果它发芽了。
One day, mung bean broke up with his girlfriend. He was very sad, so he kept crying and crying. As a result, it sprouted.
4、为什么海鸥飞到巴黎就不走了，因为巴黎世家。
Why do seagulls fly to Paris and don"t leave? Because of the Parisian family.
5、“你要不要养只狗？”
“什么狗”
“我这只单身狗呀”
"Do you want to keep a dog?"
"What dog"
"I"m a single dog."
6、盲人是怎么吃橘子的？瞎掰。
How do blind people eat oranges? Nonsense.
7、哪个地方的人手机最爱关机？宁波，因为您拨打的电话已关机。
Where do people like to turn off their mobile phones? Ningbo, because the phone you dialed is off.
8、为什么三分熟的牛排和五分熟的牛排做不了朋友？因为他们不熟。
Why can"t medium-rare steak and medium-rare steak be friends? Because they are not familiar with each other.
9、透明的剑是什么剑？看不见。
What is the transparent sword? unseen.
10、哪种水果最土？杨梅，因为扬眉吐气。
Which kind of fruit is the most rustic? Red bayberry, because of elation.
11、“今天我被人骗了？”
“咋了？”
“我今天去买水果，那个老板说最甜，最甜的应该是你啊，苹果怎么可能是最甜的。”
"Cheated by me today?"
"What"s the matter?"
"I went to buy fruit today, and the boss said that apples are the sweetest. The sweetest one should be you. How can an apple be the sweetest? "
12、一根火柴不会做数学题，挠了挠头，它着了。
A match can"t do math problems, scratched his head, and it caught fire.
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