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身为一只癞蛤蟆，就散娶不了天鹅，我也不想娶一个母癞蛤蟆。
As a toad, I can"t marry a swan, and I don"t want to marry a mother toad.
本着好马不吃回头草的原则，我一直向前走，结果又遇到了那棵草。
In line with the principle of good horse does not eat back grass, I have been moving forward, the result met the grass.
上帝造就了我，这是他的创意。可我发现，这创意不太行啊！
God made me. That"s his idea. But I found that this idea is not very good!
无规矩不成方圆。吃饭时忘记自己定的减肥规矩，就不会长胖了。
Nothing can be accomplished without norms or standards. If you forget your weight-loss rules at dinner, you won"t gain weight.
今天的天气好，屋子里面的待得也太久了，准备起身去客厅散散心！
Today"s weather is fine, the room is too long, ready to get up to the living room to relax!
跟媳妇结婚之前，我的世界是黑白的，没有色彩；结婚后，全黑了。
Before I married my daughter-in-law, my world was black and white, without color; after I got married, it was all black.
早上跟被窝吵架了，晚上回来，被窝也不给我好脸色，冷冰冰的！
I quarreled with the bedclothes in the morning. When I came back at night, the bedclothes didn"t give me a good face. It was cold!
所谓门槛，过去了便是门，过不去就成了槛。
The so-called threshold, the past is the door, can not be turned into a threshold.
其实我不算丑，只是没得不太明显，而你们也没那个发现美的眼。
In fact, I"m not ugly, but it"s not obvious, and you don"t have the eye to find beauty.
上帝给你一双发现美的眼睛，你却用来翻白眼，资源浪费。
God gives you a pair of eyes to find beauty, but you use them to roll your eyes, which is a waste of resources.
我尝试着让自己成为一个风趣的人，结果，画风偏了，成了个逗比。
I try to make myself a funny person, as a result, the style of painting deviates and becomes a teaser.
小时候就想成为一个帅哥，现在终于实现了，成了哥，但是不够帅。
When I was a child, I wanted to be a handsome guy. Now I have finally realized that I am a handsome guy, but I am not handsome enough.
年底了，考试的作弊计划完成得很不错，算是给今年划了一个完美的句号。
At the end of the year, the cheating plan of the examination was completed very well, which can be regarded as a perfect ending for this year.
我不胖，只是比较懒，懒得去瘦！
I"m not fat. I"m just lazy. I"m too lazy to be thin!
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