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1.把自己灌醉,别人才有机会。
Get yourself drunk, and others get a chance.
2.你一杯我一杯,忘掉所有的悲伤。
You drink me one cup, forget all the sadness.
3.要节约用水,别一个人洗澡。
Save water, don"t bathe alone.
4.恋爱太难了,要不咱拜个把子吧。
It"s too hard to fall in love, or we" ll have to pay a visit.
5.别人早恋我早睡,我是养生小宝贝。
Other people love me early sleep, I am health baby.
6.我是个隐形富豪,所以至今没找钱。
I"m an invisible rich man, so I have n" t changed money yet.
7.我有问题数不清,咕叽咕叽冒不停。
I can"t count the problems. I" m muttering.
8.我有一句悄悄话,需要嘴对嘴才可以说。
I have a whisper, need mouth to mouth can say.
9.你一碗我一碗。忘掉今天的夜晚。
You bowl me bowl. Forget the night.
10.长肉这种事,有本事别冲腰,冲胸来。
Long meat this kind of thing, have the ability not to rush waist, rush chest.
11.一早醒来我以为我长大了,原来是被子横盖了。
I woke up early in the morning and thought I was growing up.
12.一闪一闪亮晶晶,我们都是柠檬精。
We"re all lemons.
13.你以为有钱人很快乐吗,他们的快乐你根本想象不到。
Do you think rich people are happy, they are happy you can not imagine.
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