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想喝奶茶，问了一下脑子里的两个小人该不该喝，结果他们一个说加珍珠，一个说加布丁。
Want to drink milk tea, asked the brain of two villains should drink, as a result, they said a pearl, a pudding.
我的出场费很贵的，要四块小饼干。
My appearance is very expensive, four pieces of biscuit.
江湖不好混了，还是和你一起躲在被窝里吧。
It"s hard to mix in the world. I"d better hide in the bed with you.
朋友说我应该表现得像个成年人一样，我无言以对，毕竟我嘴里含着45颗小熊软糖，很难开口。
My friend said that I should behave like an adult. I am speechless. After all, I have 45 gummy bears in my mouth and it is difficult to speak.
“喜欢会发光的男孩子”
“你是说如来吗”
"Like boys who shine"
"Do you mean Tathagata?"
刚刚遇到卖草莓的，他说他的草莓绝对是最甜的东西，我嗤之以鼻，怎么可能有比我还甜的东西呢，又是虚假宣传。
Just meet a strawberry, he said he strawberry is absolutely the most sweet things, I sneer, how there may be something sweeter than me, is false advertising.
跟你说一声喜欢你，又不会少块肉，可我就是不敢啊。
I want to tell you that I like you, but I dare not.
柠檬想跟老板请假，老板问它怎么了，柠檬说，“不知道怎么了，总是觉得身上酸酸的。”
Lemon would like to ask for leave to the boss, the boss asked what happened to it, lemon said, "don"t know how, always feel sour."
想到明天还有很多事要做，就只好睡到后天。
Think of tomorrow still has a lot of things to do, had to sleep in the day after tomorrow.
我的心上人会身披黑胡椒披萨，脚踩草莓棉花糖，手持油炸大鸡腿找到我，我要等。
To my sweetheart who will be wearing black pepper pizza, stamped on the strawberry marshmallow, holding a large Fried chicken leg to find me, I have to wait.
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