1. 大家好，我是一只绵羊，今天我剪毛了，我失眠了。
Hello everyone, I am a sheep, today I sheared, I can not sleep.
2. 摸摸小猪头，万事不发愁。
That little pig doesn"t worry about everything.
3. 如果道歉有用的话，还要支付宝干嘛。
If he is useful, why should he pay for it.
4. 梦里梦见自己很穷，结果醒来一看根本不是梦。
The time in the dream was very poor, and I woke up and saw that it was not a dream at all.
5. 别说你是单身狗，狗都有三妻四妾。
Don"t say you are single, dogs have three wives and four concubines.
6. 事事如意料之外，年年有余额不足。
As expected, the amount of get richer and richer as years go on is insufficient.
7. 原本想一口吃掉忧愁，却不料一口吃成胖子。
Originally, I wanted to eat sorrow in one bite, but I couldn"t eat it into a fat man.
8. 喜欢就去追呗，管人家有没有男朋友干嘛，球队还有守门员呢，球不是照样进嘛。
If you like it, you can chase it. If you have a boyfriend, what about the team and the goalkeeper? Isn"t the ball still in?
9. 我知道我脾气不好，如果你不能忍，你就应该好好反省一下自己了，别人为什么都可以。
I know I have a bad temper. If you can"t stand it, you should manage yourself well. Why can anyone else.
10. 猛的一看你不怎么样，仔细一看，还不如猛的一看。
Shit, you"re not so good at first glance. It"s better to take a closer look than to take a look.
11. 有人说落后就要挨打，也有人说枪打出头鸟，说明一个人想要打你，总能找到理由。
Some people say that they will be beaten when they are behind, and some people say that the gun hits the head bird, indicating that a person wants to hit you and always finds a reason.
12. 我生气的时候一定要哄我，多买吃的给我，等老娘吃饱了，才能有力气打死你。
I am angry when I must coax me to buy more food for me, when I am full to have the strength to kill you.
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