我的人生就是一个笑话，走了一个笑话还有一个笑话。
My life is a joke, go a joke and a joke.
我们都是花心的人，刚过完暑假就想着寒假，甚至想天天放假。
We are all flower heart people, just after the summer vacation thinking about winter vacation, even want to have a holiday every day.
本想走出魔鬼的步伐，但不料撞树上了。
Trying to get out of the devil"s way, but he crashed into a tree.
失败是成功之母，那我肯定就是所有人的母。
Failure is the mother of success, and I must be everyone"s mother.
千万不要因为脑子进水了而喜欢人，万一水干涸了呢？
Do not like people because of brain water, ten thousand water dried up?
你的爱人不过是我不爱的人，罢了！
Your lover is just someone I don"t love, just!
洋葱是真的好，可以让任何人泪流满面。
Onions are really good and can make anyone burst into tears.
不能自拔的，除了智齿，还有表情。
Unable to extricate themselves, in addition to wisdom teeth, and expression.
机会就像秃头上的头发一样，只能看不能得。
Opportunity is like the hair on a bald head, only to be seen.
你看镜子里的我跟我一模一样，为什么呢？
When you look in the mirror, I look exactly like me. Why?
甜言蜜语是鬼，相信的人多，不相信的人少。
Sweet words are ghosts, many people believe, few people do not believe.
有空我们就在一起，要是没有我们就分手。
When we have time, we"ll be together. If not, we"ll break up.
犹豫比停滞更可怕，晚了，就是失败者了，所以我得破空而出。
Hesitation is worse than stagnation, late, is the loser, so I have to break out.
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