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幸亏我是北方人,要不然这西方的节日我还真得过了。
Fortunately, I am a northerner, otherwise I would really have passed this western festival.
知道我单身还祝我情人节快乐的人,别逼我顺着网线过去打你。
Know that I am single and wish me a happy Valentine"s Day, do n" t force me to hit you along the Internet.
我玩了一天的连连看,消灭一对是一对。
I played one after another for a day, killing a pair is a pair.
单身多好呀,情人节只有一天,单身可以每一天。
How good to be single, Valentine"s Day only one day, single can every day.
有钱人终成眷属,我在自行车上看得清清楚楚。
I can see clearly on my bike when the rich get married.
为了不让自己太尴尬,今天我下了一天的象棋,就为有个对象。
In order not to let myself too embarrassed, today I played a day of chess, for an object.
大家都说英雄不问出处,那么单身也不看岁数咯。
Everyone said that heroes do not ask the source, then single do not look at age.
别人有暖暖的恋人,我有大大的肚子。
Others have sweet love, I have a big stomach.
晒晒对象吧,说不定有同款。
Sun the object, maybe there is the same.
今天早上我起得很早,化了精致的妆,也穿了新买的衣服,然后在家嗑瓜子。
I got up early this morning, put on fine makeup, wore new clothes, and ate melon seeds at home.
情人节就让零零后们过吧,我还是比较适合过重阳节。
Valentine"s Day let the 00 after the bar, I am more suitable for Double-ninth Day.
今天有人送金银,还有人送鲜花,我就比较厉害了,这三样都有人送,你看,这金银花去火真快。
Today someone sent gold and silver, and someone sent flowers, I am more fierce, these three are sent, you see, this honeysuckle fire is really fast.
今天我的房子里全是情人节礼物,我真的很烦,礼物多的都没地方下脚,不说了,我该去送快递了。
Today my house is full of Valentine"s Day gifts, I am really bored, many gifts have no place to foot, do not say, I should send express.
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