友情提示：本文共有 1046 个字，阅读大概需要 3 分钟。
1.你们有没有被家长打过？
-有啊，打过，打过两次，没打掉。
Have you ever been beaten by a parent?
- Yeah, I did, twice, but I didn"t get rid of it.
2.这款产品防水吗，和男朋友吵架哭的时候有泪痕吗？
-我和男朋友吵架一般都是他哭，帮不了你姐妹。
Is this product waterproof? Is there any trace of tears when you cry when arguing with your boyfriend?
-When I fight with my boyfriend, he always cries.Ｉcan"t help you sister.
3.人和人的体质是不一样的，我7岁那年就能一跃40多米。
-肇事司机找到了吗？
People"s constitution is not the same, I can jump more than 40 meters at the age of 7.
- Did you find the driver?
4.这狗难道见过老虎？如果没见过为什么会怕？
-听老一辈的狗讲过。
Has the dog ever seen a tiger? Why would you be scared if you haven"t seen one?
-Heard it from the old dogs.
5.喜欢一个人，第一次见面送什么合适？
-送优惠券吧，别的你也没有。
Like a person, the first time to meet what appropriate?
-Send coupons. You don"t have anything else.
6.朋友们，有没有那种全国到处跑的工作啊？工资多少无所谓。
-通缉犯。
Hey, guys, is there a job that travels all over the country? It doesn"t matter what the salary is.
- wanted criminal.
7.如果有人要抢走你的车，怎么办？
-谁能拒绝一个和歹徒跳舞的机会呢？
What if someone tries to take your car?
- Who could turn down a chance to dance with a gangster?
以上图片来源于网络
本文如果对你有帮助，请点赞收藏《盘点那些网上神评论句子 脑洞大开 让人开怀！》，同时在此感谢原作者。
