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医生说我有风湿病，受不了这么潮的东西。
The doctor said I had rheumatism and couldn"t stand the tide.
如果我有钱了，这句话我就不加如果了。
If I had the money, I wouldn"t have added it.
夜深了，你关上了和十个男人的聊天窗口，然后发了条说说：我好寂寞，没人爱我。
Late in the night, you closed the chat window with ten men, and then sent a message: I am so lonely, no one loves me.
再收个关门弟子，之前那个被夹死了。
Take another closed disciple, the one who was caught dead.
教大家一个非常实用的生活技巧，先迈出左脚，再迈出右脚，就可以走路了。
Teach you a very practical life skills, first take the left foot, then take the right foot, you can walk.
2W的鞋子，6k的裤子，4k的T恤，1.3w的手机，每天吃着高档的西餐，家仆拉的是我不知道什么名的小提琴曲。一个人默默地做着梦。
2W shoes ,6 k pants ,4 k T shirts ,1.3 w mobile phones, eating high-grade western food every day, the servants are playing violin songs I don"t know. A man dreams silently.
你的头怎么和机关枪似得，秃秃秃秃秃秃秃。
Your head is as bald as a machine gun.
你抬起头说这月亮真亮，月亮说你这秃顶也挺亮。
you look up and say the moon is bright, the moon says you"re bald.
脚好冷想借小哪吒的风火轮来踩几天。
Cold feet want to borrow little Nezha wind and fire wheel to step on for a few days.
今天的我你爱理不理，明天的我你还爱理不理，不是你这人咋这么没礼貌呢？
today I you ignore, tomorrow I you still ignore, not you this person why so rude?
每天的腿部运动：蹲一个链接，每天的头部运动：笑掉头掉。
Daily leg movement: Squat a link, daily head movement: and drop your head.
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