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1、若不是新品口红、新衣服突然闯进我生活，我的钱还能花到这个月末。
If it wasn"t for the new lipstick and new clothes that suddenly came into my life, I could still spend my money until the end of this month.
2、当你有钱的时候，一定要去买自己喜欢的东西，不然过几天钱就没了。
When you have money, you must buy what you like, or you will have no money in a few days.
3、等你学会游泳，我们就一起坠入爱河。
When you learn to swim, we"ll fall in love.
4、你们永远屈服于温柔，我不一样，我永远屈服于金钱。
You will always yield to gentleness, I am different, I will always yield to money.
5、同样都是二十岁，我闺蜜的烦恼是和男朋友吵架了，我的烦恼是怎么没有男朋友和我吵架。
We are also 20 years old. My best friend"s trouble is quarreling with my boyfriend. My trouble is that I don"t have a boyfriend to quarrel with me.
6、男朋友一定要找一个能服软的，不然天天讲道理发脾气，干脆我认你做兄弟算了。
If you are looking for a boyfriend, you must find one who can be soft, or he will preach with you every day and have a haircut temper. In this case, I think you should be a brother.
7、今日幸福秘诀：吃饱，然后躺下。
Today"s secret of happiness: eat enough and lie down.
8、我是一棵树，我想栽在你的手上，因为你好土。
I am a tree, I want to plant it on your hand, because it is so soil.
9、人家闺蜜穿什么，什么美，我的闺蜜，吃什么，什么香。
Other people"s friends look beautiful in any clothes. My best friend feels delicious when eating any food.
10、我今天必须澄清一下，其实穷并不可怕，可怕的是：穷的那个人是我。
Today, I must clarify that poverty is not terrible. The terrible thing is that I am the one who is poor.
11、其实长得丑并没有什么好丢脸，因为丢了也没人要。
In fact, there is no shame in being ugly, because even if it is lost, no one needs it.
12、这个世界上有个很可爱的人，她正在看我这个句子，并且赏了我个赞，还关注了我。
There is a very lovely person in the world. She is looking at my sentence, praising me and paying attention to me.
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