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今天分享一些可以给你带来快乐的句子，沙雕又搞笑，希望看到这篇文章的人都能够每天快乐！
现在生活真是太不容易了，我觉得多学一门技术就可以少说些求人的话，于是现在我正在练习左手使用筷子。
Now life is really not easy, I think learning more skills can be less to ask for people, so now I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.
毕业以后才发现，这个社会有多么的残酷，很多人可以拼爹拼妈，但是我就不一样，我只能拼多多。
After graduation, I found how cruel the society is. Many people can fight for their parents, but I am different. I can only fight for Duoduo.
过年以后回去上班，见到的第一个同事就说我长胖了，但是我并不以为然，直到我所有的同事见到我都说我长胖的时候，我才意识到事情的严重性，怎么过了一个年大家都变得会说谎了呢？
Go back to work after the Chinese New Year, see the first colleague to say I grow fat, but I don"t take it for an answer, until all my colleagues see me say I grow fat, I didn"t realize the seriousness of the matter, how to lead a year we all become a lie?
有哪些话让人家听起来觉得伤害性不大但是侮辱性极强的，比如说：为什么你单身的这么多还没有对象？
What can be said that sounds less hurtful but highly insulting, such as "Why are you so single yet with no one?"
别人的人生：从没钱到有钱，我的人生：从没钱到更没钱！我已经计划好了一百多种可以投资的方法，现在想想就只差钱了。
Other people"s life: never money to money, my life: never money to no more money! I"ve planned out over a hundred ways to invest, and now that I think about it, all I need is money.
今天我给自己重新定义了一下，以后请你们不要叫我宅女，请你们叫我居里夫人好吗？
Today I give oneself redefined once, later please you do not call me long-term do not go out of the female, please you call me Madame Curie?
我是一个非常爱干净的人，所以我不能忍受恋爱的酸臭味，也不能忍受金钱的铜臭，于是我就成为了一个没钱的单身狗。
I am a very clean person, so I can not stand the sour smell of love, also can not stand the stench of money, so I became a single dog without money.
请问一下有人打游戏吗？我很有团队精神，不管我打的有多么不好我也不会挂机，人送外号“又菜又爱玩”！
Excuse me, is anyone playing video games? I have team spirit very much, no matter how bad I play I will not hang up, people send nickname "food and love to play"!
其实一个人开开心心地睡觉才能叫睡觉，拉着一张愁眉苦脸的样子去睡觉，那根本就不是睡觉，那简直就是原地去世好吗？
In fact, a person happy to sleep can call sleep, pulling a frown frown appearance to sleep, that is not sleep at all, that is simply in situ death, ok?
其实人与人之间哪有那么难相处啊！比如我，你跟我讲再多的道理没什么用，但是只要你给我钱，我就觉得你说啥都对。
In fact, people are so difficult to get along with ah! For example, it doesn"t matter how much you talk to me, but as long as you give me the money, I think everything you say is right.
昨天肚子疼所以决定去看一下医生，到了医院，医生问我哪里疼？我说肚子有点痛，于是他按着我的肚子问我什么感觉？我毫不犹豫地回他：“感觉好像有人在摸我的肚子”，医生……
Yesterday stomach ache so decided to see a doctor, arrived at the hospital, where does the doctor ask me ache? I said I had a stomachache, so he pressed my stomach and asked me how I felt. Without hesitation, I replied, "I feel like someone is touching my stomach." Doctor……
结语：既然生活已经这么苦了，我们就不要为难自己了，好好生活，快快乐乐的就很好！
Conclusion: since the life has been so bitter, we do not embarrass themselves, a good life, happy is very good!
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