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1、每天都要有充足的睡眠，不然你的手机，连个休息的时间都没有。
Have enough sleep every day, or your mobile phone doesn"t have a rest time.
2、想喝奶茶想吃肉，想不运动躺着瘦。
Want to drink milk tea, want to eat meat, want to lie thin without exercise.
3、小时候总喜欢把不开心写在脸上，长大了就不一样了，写不下了。
When I was a child, I always like to write my unhappiness on my face. When I grow up, it"s different and I can"t write it down.
4、我已经很久没在一个男人怀里那么久了，感谢今天的三号线早高峰。
I haven"t been in a man"s arms for a long time. Thank you for the morning rush of line 3 today.
5、你再不回去，迪士尼就没有公主了。
If you don"t go back, Disney will have no princess.
6、健康可爱，没有眼袋。
Healthy and lovely, no pouch.
7、你别看我这个人在朋友圈挺有趣的，其实你要是跟我私聊你就会发现，我根本懒得回。
Although I"m a very interesting person in the circle of friends, in fact, if you chat with me in private, you will find that I don"t bother to reply at all.
8、不想聊天了，聊云朵吧！
Don"t want to chat, talk about the clouds!
9、我总以为自己是独一无二的，直到需要起一个用户名的时候。
I always thought I was unique until I needed a user name.
10、我男朋友做过最让我感动的事，为了不打扰我平静的生活，至今未来出现过。
My boyfriend has done the most moving thing for me. In order not to disturb my peaceful life, he hasn"t appeared up to now.
11、今天解决不了的事情，不要着急，反正明天也解决不了。
Don"t worry about things that can"t be solved today. They can"t be solved tomorrow anyway.
12、医生说我有点低血糖，需要几句甜甜的话。
The doctor said I was a little hypoglycemic and needed a few sweet words.
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