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他要是真想守护你,为什么你家楼下的保安不是他。
If he really wants to protect you, why is the security guard downstairs not him.
你一定要和她好好走下去,我去坐车了。
You must go down with her. I"ll take a bus.
你什么时候受伤了记得告诉我,我家的盐快要过期了。
When you get hurt, please tell me that my salt is about to expire.
早点睡,你爱的人正在睡别人。
Go to bed early, the person you love is sleeping with others.
读了这么多年的书,还是幼儿园好混。
After so many years of reading, kindergarten is still a good place to live.
大家信教吗?我是回笼教的,我们的主要任务是睡觉。
Do you believe in religion? I am a Muslim, our main task is to sleep.
我最近在一个岛上,有朋友问我在哪个岛,穷困潦倒。
I was on an Island recently. A friend asked me which island I was on. I was poor.
上天不会亏待痴情人,一般都往死里整。
God doesn"t treat infatuated people unfairly. They usually go to death.
睡前一定要吃点宵夜,这样才不会做饿梦!
Be sure to have a snack before going to bed, so you won"t have hungry dreams!
我是迪士尼公主,说不上一模一样吧,但起码毫不相干。
I am princess Disney as like as two peas, but at least it has nothing to do with it.
日防夜防,渣女难防,朝思暮想,都是妄想。
It"s a delusion to guard against the day and night, and it"s hard to guard against the dregs.
最近学会了一句拒绝别人的话:要不这样,你当我死了吧。
Recently, I learned to refuse others: otherwise, you should treat me as dead.
幸亏长得丑,没有经历各位的爱恨情仇。
Thanks to his ugly appearance, he didn"t experience your love and hatred.
有些事情你现在想不通,别着急,过一段时间你再想,就想不起来了。
There are some things you can"t figure out now. Don"t worry. If you think about them after a while, you won"t be able to remember them.
等你长大成人 你就会发现,你不再是个傻孩子了,你是个傻子。
When you grow up, you will find that you are no longer a fool, you are a fool.
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