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为什么梦里的人看不见脸?怕你当真。
Why can"t people in dreams see their faces? I"m afraid you"re serious.
月老,麻烦下次为我牵红线的时候能换成电缆吗?即来电又不容易断。
Old, could you change the cable for me next time? It"s not easy to cut off the incoming call.
今天看电视说“吸烟容易得肺癌”吓得我心里直哆嗦,一咬牙一跺脚下定决心:以后再也不看电视了。
Today, watching TV said "smoking is easy to get lung cancer" made me shiver in my heart. As soon as I gritted my teeth and stamped my feet, I made up my mind that I would never watch TV again.
现在你骂我,这是因为你还不了解我,等你以后了解我,保证你一定会动手打我的。
Now you scold me, because you don"t know me. When you know me later, you will beat me.
结婚之前,身上不装个千儿八百的都不好意思出门。结婚之后,出门装个一两百都觉得很硬气!
Before getting married, I"m embarrassed to go out without pretending to be a child. After marriage, it"s hard to go out and pretend to be one or two hundred!
如果刚烈是在哭泣中锻炼出来的,哪么让我哭个昏天暗地吧。
If the strong is trained in crying, let me cry in darkness.
上班疲惫,晋升排队,说好吃饭却被灌醉,情人至今没有到位,早晨不愿醒,晚上特想睡。这我都无所谓,最不能忍的是祝你快乐也要收费。
Tired at work, promoted in line, said to eat but was drunk, lover has not been in place, do not want to wake up in the morning, especially want to sleep at night. It doesn"t matter to me. What I can"t bear most is that I wish you happiness and charge you a fee.
船到桥头自然直,我到夏天根本就不会瘦。
When I get to the bridge, I"ll never lose weight in summer.
记住,无论最后我们疏远到什么样子,只要你发个红包,我肯定会收,只要你请我吃饭我一定会去。
Remember, no matter how alienated we are in the end, as long as you send me a red envelope, I will accept it. As long as you invite me to dinner, I will go.
语文考试时,总觉得自己是英国人;英语考试时,又觉得自己是中国人;数学考试时,才发现原来自己是外星人!
When taking a Chinese exam, I always feel that I am English; In the English test, I feel that I am Chinese; Mathematics examination, only to find that they are aliens!
小时候装病逃课的那群伙伴现在开始装病翘班了。
The group of friends who pretended to be sick and truant when they were children are now pretending to be sick and skipping classes.
你认真起来的那一瞬间,真有点像路边贴膜的。
You seriously up that moment, really a bit like the roadside film.
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