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“ 说 ，你除了吃还会什么 ？”“ 还会饿 。”
"Say, what else can you eat?" "still hungry."
人生就是这样，有欢笑也有泪水。一部分人主要负责欢笑，另外一部分人主要负责泪水。
Life is like this, there are laughter and tears. Some people are mainly responsible for laughter, while others are mainly responsible for tears
男人成熟与否的标志：不成熟的男人总是在意女人的姿色；成熟的男人则很会看老婆的脸色。
The sign of men"s maturity: immature men always care about women"s beauty; Mature men look at their wife"s face.
小明对自己的同桌说：“昨天我在作文里只写错了一个字，就被老爸狠狠揍了一顿！”同桌很惊讶地问：“哪一个字？”小明说：“不就是把列祖列宗写成 劣祖 劣宗嘛。”
Xiao Ming said to his deskmate, "yesterday I wrote only one wrong word in my composition, and my father beat me up!" the deskmate was surprised and asked, "which word?" Xiao Ming said: "it"s just to write the ancestors as bad ancestors."
我感觉我已经变成熟了，因为我不看喜羊羊了，他只能保护青青草原，我现在喜欢看奥特曼，它可以保护世界。
I feel that I have become mature, because I don"t look at pleasant sheep. He can only protect the green grassland. Now I like watching Altman, which can protect the world.
大学期末考试，我们让学霸传答案！出考场的时候，众人纷纷问学霸：少一个选择题，是最后一个太难了吗？学霸淡定的回答：第一个不会写！
Let"s pass the answers to the final exam! When leaving the examination room, everyone asked Xueba: is it too difficult to have one less multiple-choice question? Xueba"s calm answer: the first one can"t write!
刚才看到一个身影很像你，我疯了似地追上去，才想起这个城市没有你，我停下了脚步。放下了手中的砖头，差点打错人了。
Just now I saw a figure very much like you. I chased up like crazy. I remembered that there was no you in this city. I stopped. He put down his brick and almost hit the wrong person.
如果有人欺负你，你就跟我说，让我开心一下。
If someone bullies you, just tell me and make me happy.
我一直相信自己是天使，回不去天堂也不过是体重的原因
I have always believed that I am an angel. It"s just my weight that I can"t go back to heaven
生抽和老抽有什么区别？生抽太疼，老抽就习惯了。
What"s the difference between raw and old? Raw smoking hurts too much. I get used to old smoking.
长这么大才知道，买东西时，那会有那么多的选择恐惧症，还不就是因为自己穷吗！
When you grow up, you know that there will be so many choice phobias when shopping. Isn"t it because you are poor!
长胖以后，与朋友约着一起骑马减肥，一个月后，马瘦了十斤。
After gaining weight, I made an appointment with my friends to ride a horse to lose weight. A month later, the horse lost ten kilograms.
班里有两个同学谈恋爱，班主任发现后叫来双方家长，双方家长聊了聊发现对方家庭情况都还不错，就订婚了！
Two students in the class fell in love. When the head teacher found out, he called the parents of both sides. The parents of both sides chatted and found that the family situation of the other side was good, so they got engaged!
入职第一天很开心发朋友圈：“今天找了个新工作，加油！”朋友回：“哪个加油站，能打折吗？”
On the first day of employment, I was very happy to send a circle of friends: "I found a new job today, come on!" my friend replied: "which gas station can I get a discount?"
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