友情提示：本文共有 2553 个字，阅读大概需要 6 分钟。
今天一个病友心情沉重地对我说：“我只有六个月可以活了。”我不知如何安慰他，说了句：“没事，六个月很快就过去了，坚强点。”
Today, a patient said to me with a heavy heart, "I only have six months to live." I didn"t know how to comfort him and said, "it"s okay. Six months will soon pass. Be strong."
今天居然有人在背后议论我，嘲笑我，说我中秋没钱买月饼，呵呵，真搞笑，我就纳闷了，是谁走漏了风声。
Today, someone actually talked about me behind my back, laughed at me and said that I had no money to buy moon cakes for the Mid Autumn Festival. Ha ha, it"s funny. I wonder who leaked the news.
没有什么能一下打垮你，就像，没有什么能一下拯救你。
Nothing can defeat you at once, just like nothing can save you at once.
社会啊，真的是能改变人。以前在学校的时候我是个很优秀的人，现在我是个好人。这都是姑娘们告诉我的。
Society can really change people. I used to be an excellent person in school, but now I"m a good person. The girls told me all this.
有一种填空题叫完全不会，有一种选择题叫看起来都对，有一种计算题叫边做边流泪，有一种应用题叫做起来崩溃。
There is a kind of blank filling problem called not at all, a kind of multiple-choice problem called looking right, a kind of calculation problem called crying while doing, and an application problem called collapse.
我的床被我打造成一个天堂，所以我每天下床都会像下凡一样。
My bed is made into a heaven by me, so I get out of bed every day like a mortal.
给我订两张去天庭的机票，我要亲自找月老，逼着他给我牵一条红线。
Book me two tickets to Tianting. I want to find Yuelao myself and force him to lead me a red line.
检验友谊的唯一标准；就是俩个人能否凑在一起说别人的坏话。
The only criterion for testing friendship; Is whether two people can get together to speak ill of others.
小时候画了一张一百块钱去买小汽车，老板说我的钱是假的，废话，当然是假的了，你的小汽车也不是真的啊。
When I was a child, I drew a picture of 100 yuan to buy a car. The boss said my money was false. Nonsense, of course it was false. Your car is not true.
同样是好吃懒做，只因脸不一样，命运截然不同。比如熊猫和猪：一个被宠，一个被捅！你之所以一无是处，就只是长得丑罢了！
The same is lazy, just because the face is different, the fate is different. For example, pandas and pigs: one is spoiled and the other is stabbed! You are nothing but ugly!
不是我不知道如何赚钱，更不是我不知道如何省钱，只是贫穷限制了我的想象力。
It"s not that I don"t know how to make money, nor that I don"t know how to save money, but poverty limits my imagination.
闯红灯，交警指着我们大喊，喂你们几个！我回头比了三个手指回答：三个！
When we ran the red light, the traffic police pointed at us and shouted, hey, you guys! I looked back and compared three fingers to answer: three!
别人的朋友，相互鼓励一起努力；我跟我朋友，都盼望对方努力暴富，坐等白吃白喝。
Friends of others, encourage each other and work together; My friends and I are looking forward to each other"s efforts to become rich and wait for free.
太关注我的人，一般只有两种人，一种是暗恋我的，一种是暗算我的。
There are only two kinds of people who pay too much attention to me, one is secretly in love with me, and the other is secretly plotting against me.
图源网，侵联删
想了解更多精彩内容，快来关注浅谚婉语
本文如果对你有帮助，请点赞收藏《让人开心的搞笑句子 调皮幽默 不开心的时候可以读一读！》，同时在此感谢原作者。
