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不管这生活如何，我们都一定要大声的笑。今天分享一些幽默风趣的句子，很逗很搞笑，消除你所有的烦恼。
因为一直单身，所以我的朋友教我一个能够快速找到女朋友的办法，那就是把车停在酒吧的门口，我昨天试了一下，结果我一转身车就被人扫码骑走了。
Since I"ve always been single, my friend taught me a quick way to find a girlfriend, which is to park my car in front of a bar. I tried it yesterday, but as soon as I turned around, someone scanned my bike and rode off.
不要随意相信网络上任何人的形象，就比如说你们以为我是一个很成熟的大人，但是其实我告诉你们，我只不过是一个才刚上幼儿园大班的孩子。
Don"t believe anyone"s image on the Internet. For example, you think I am a mature adult, but in fact, I tell you, I am just a kid who has just started kindergarten.
别人不都是说留着淡淡的胡渣看起来比较性感一些吗？我怎么越照镜子越感觉哪里不对劲呢？难道是因为我今天涂的口红颜色跟我的胡渣不搭的关系吗？
Don"t people always say it"s sexier to have a light beard? Why did the more I looked in the mirror, the more I sensed something was wrong? Is it because the color of my lipstick doesn"t match my beard?
其实我是真的爱你，但是如果你一定要给我对你的爱加一个期限的话，那么我可以肯定的告诉你只有七秒钟，毕竟鱼的记忆只有七秒，而我只不过是你鱼塘里的一条鱼罢了，你还要我怎样？
In fact, I really love you, but if you must give me a time limit for your love, then I can surely tell you only seven seconds, after all, the memory of a fish only seven seconds, and I am just a fish in your fish pond, what do you want me to do?
其实不瞒大家说，我是一个学表演专业的学生，假如你们让我表演一段的话，那么我今天就给你们表演一个美女发说说。
As a matter of fact, I am a student of performance major. If you let me perform a paragraph, I will give you a performance of a beautiful woman today.
你不要看我一天到晚发很多的朋友圈挺好玩的，其实只要你跟我私聊的话，你就会发现，其实我根本就不会回你信息。
Don"t look at me all day long post a lot of friends in the circle of fun, in fact, as long as you chat with me privately, you will find that in fact, I will not reply to your message.
本来我今天想让你送我回家的，于是我小声的跟你说我怕黑，让你陪我一起上楼，结果你嗷的一嗓子，把整栋楼的声控灯全部都喊亮了，呵呵！
Originally I want to let you send me home today, so I whispered to you that I am afraid of the dark, let you accompany me upstairs, the result of your ao voice, the whole building of the sound-controlled lights all shout bright, ha ha!
我长得这么美丽，但是相机拍不出来我的美丽，那完全就是相机的问题，跟我有什么关系？
I look so beautiful, but the camera can not capture my beauty, that is completely the camera"s problem, what has to do with me?
为什么我劝大家周末的时候千万不能睡懒觉，毕竟周末的时间是属于自己的时间，怎么能用自己的时间来睡懒觉呢！真是太浪费了，你在聊着上班再睡啊！
Why do I advise you not to sleep late on the weekend, after all, the weekend time belongs to their own time, how to use their own time to sleep late! What a waste! You"re talking about work before you fall asleep!
结语：这些可以消除你所有烦恼的句子，幽默又风趣，来看看吧！
Conclusion: these sentences can eliminate all your worries, humorous and funny, take a look!
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