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1.即使往心中塞进再多的太阳，也架不住一个后羿的存在吧。
No matter how much sun you put into your heart, you cant stand the existence of Hou Yi.
2.如果你感到“不快活 ”，还可以慢慢活，没什么可愁的。
If you feel "unhappy", you can live slowly. There is nothing to worry about.
3.我将玻璃杯打碎了，却偏说合该它脆弱。
I broke the glass, but it was fragile.
4.我虽然是个争强好胜的人，奈何对象是早上8点的地铁。
Although Im a competitive person, my target is the subway at 8 a.m.
5.既然一心一意只是痴心妄想，不如朝三暮四，不如再大胆一些见一个爱一个。
Since single-minded is just wishful thinking, its better to be all day long and all night long. Its better to be more bold to meet one and love another.
6.你醉暮鼓晨钟，还染得六根清净，还修得四大皆空。
When you are drunk in the morning and in the evening, you are still dyed clean, and you are repaired empty.
7.蒙上被子对着镜子扯了扯嘴角，发现自己竟比小丑更迷人。
Cover up the quilt, pull the corner of your mouth in the mirror, and find that you are more charming than the clown.
8.还是羡慕以前的爱情，以前管着爱情的是月老，可是月老退休了，现在管着爱情的是财神。
or envy the previous love, in the past is the old man in charge of love, but the old man retired, now is the God of wealth in charge of love.
9.如果说婚姻是爱情的坟墓，那就让我们在坟头蹦一辈子的迪吧！
If marriage is the grave of love, lets dance on the grave for a lifetime!
10.其实我连你的WX号都没记。不然也不会总是打开WX发呆。
Actually, I didnt even remember your Wx number. Otherwise, it will not always open Wx in a daze.
11.要是人与人之间的沟通能回到飞鸽传书就好了，这样老板的十条WX得耗费他十只鸽子。
If only the communication between people could go back to the pigeon to pass the message, then the bosss ten Wx would cost him ten pigeons.
12.一叩首，你我归于初见；二叩首，你我消失人海；三叩首，愿你我来生永不相见。
One kowtow, you and I return to the first meeting; two kowtow, you and I disappear; three kowtow, you and I will not meet in the next life.
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