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1、今晚月色真好，我想吃麦辣鸡腿堡。
It"s a beautiful moon tonight. I"d like to eat chicken leg with spicy sauce.
2、为什么我没有美到炸的女儿，我妈却有。
Why don"t I have a beautiful daughter, but my mother does.
3、用生日做密码还是很安全的，毕竟也没人记得你生日。
It"s safe to use birthday as a password. After all, no one remembers your birthday.
4、请问我要怎么才能得到你，麻袋还是甜言蜜语？
How can I get you, sack or sweet talk?
5、一只猪感到被孤立，于是变成了朱古力。
A pig feels isolated and becomes a “chocolate”.
6、今天偷亲一个小哥哥被打了，这大概就是亲人两行泪。
Today, I was beaten for secretly kissing a little brother, which is probably two lines of tears for kissing others.
7、经常被自己蠢哭，又舍不得揍自己。
Often be oneself stupid cry, and reluctant to beat oneself.
8、你就委屈点，栽我手里行不行。
You are wronged, planted my hand line not line.
9、送你一个指南针，免得你被我爱的找不到北。
Send you a compass, lest you be lost by my love.
10、百因必有果，下个富婆就是我。
Every cause will bear fruit, and the next rich woman will be me.
11、如果看不上我，请把眼睛捐给有需要的人。
If you don"t like me, please donate your eyes to those in need.
12、目前最大的烦恼：经济实力跟不上审美能力。
At present, the biggest worry: economic strength can"t keep up with aesthetic ability.
13、我没什么特长，就是爱你的时间特别长。
I don"t have any specialty, but I love you for a long time.
14、你拨打的用户已恋爱，请稍后再哭。
The subscriber you dialed is in love, please cry later.
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