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今天植树节 有没有哪个哥哥弟弟想栽在我手里？
Today’s Arbor Day, is there any brother who wants to plant in my hands?
植树节不打算植树了 也不想栽在哥哥手里了 我只想给自己植点发
I don’t plan to plant trees on Arbor Day, and I don’t want to plant them in my brother’s hands. I just want to plant some hair for myself.
朋友圈都在问植树节要不要栽在我手里 我就问一句清明节愿不愿意死在我手里 如果不行的话我就把你打成植物人 栽在ICU病房里
The circle of friends is asking if I want to plant the Arbor Day in my hands. I will ask if you are willing to die in my hands on the Ching Ming Festival. If it doesn’t work, I will label you as a vegetative and plant it in the ICU ward.
今天植树节 怎么没人秀转账了 这不得让你对象给你买颗树种种？
Today, on Arbor Day, why no one shows up and transfers money? You can’t let your partner buy you a tree seed?
植树节有人把我埋了吗？也长不出啥东西就是我能不上课了
Did someone bury me on Arbor Day? I can"t grow anything but I can"t go to class anymore
今天植树节 有没有人卖摇钱树的 也不是想摇钱 主要是想劳动
Is there anyone selling cash cows today on Arbor Day? They don’t want to make money, but they want to work.
今天植树节 有没有人发点种子？
Does anyone send some seeds today on Arbor Day?
今天植树节 有没有想给男朋友头上种片森林的 请联系我
Today’s Arbor Day, do you want to plant a forest on your boyfriend’s head, please contact me
植树节不宜打游戏 会出现很多坑
Games are not suitable for Arbor Day, there will be many pits
植树节栽一个男朋友 明年长出十个男朋友
Plant a boyfriend on Arbor Day and grow ten boyfriends next year
植树节栽一个女朋友 明年长出十个小孩子
Plant a girlfriend on Arbor Day and grow ten children next year
凌晨失眠了 突然想起昨天是植树节 结果你还是没栽在我手里 记不清这是第几年了 这个仇我记下了！
I had insomnia in the early morning. Suddenly remembered that yesterday was the Arbor Day, but you still didn’t plant it in my hands.
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