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一、真羡慕你们有钱买那么多口红，像我这种条件的也就是出门，往门口的对联上亲一口。
I really envy you for having the money to buy so many lipsticks. The condition like mine is to go out and kiss the couplet at the door.
二、一个奶奶走着走着菜掉了，她佝偻着腰弯不下去，她问:可以帮帮我吗，我:好的 然后我把奶奶的腰按了下去
A grandmother walked and dropped the vegetables. She couldn"t bend down. She asked: Can you help me, I: OK, then I pressed my grandmother"s waist down
三、吃鸡三个无敌战神带一个躺的有人来吗 躺的有了 差三个无敌战神
Eat chicken, three invincible God of war, bring one to lie down. Anybody here? There are three invincible God of war
四、这年头当个普通人真难我想和你们做朋友你们却都把我当女神好烦我该怎么办
It"s hard to be a normal person these days. I want to be friends with you, but you all treat me like a goddess. What should I do
五、我们美术老师对上课睡觉的同学说：生前何必多睡，死后必定长眠
Our art teacher said to the students who were sleeping in class: "Why should you sleep more before you die? You must sleep forever after you die."
六、我求求你们别发王者连败了我本来觉得我的生活无助孤单悲伤只有你们发这种连败的时候我好像吃了蜜一般甜打着字都忍不住要笑出声来
I beg you not to lose the king"s losing streak. I originally felt that my life was helpless, lonely and sad. Only when you made such a losing streak, I seemed to eat honey. I couldn"t help but laugh when I typed
七、单身的悲剧就是一个人吃酸辣粉不小心弄到眼睛里也不敢去洗 怕服务员收盘 只能流着眼泪吃完
The tragedy of being single is that a person who eats hot and sour rice noodles accidentally gets it in his eyes and doesn"t dare to wash it, fearing that the waiter will finish it with tears
八、我为什么长那么好看主要有以下两个原因： 一、我有一张胡说八道的嘴 二、我在梦游
There are two main reasons why I look so good: First, I have a nonsense mouth. Second, I am sleepwalking
九、双数很好很吉利，所以我的双下巴一定会带来好运。
Even numbers are good and lucky, so my double chin is sure to bring good luck.
十、最想跟哪个爱豆谈恋爱 点赞这条白日梦下辈子实现
Which love bean do you want most to fall in love with and praise this daydream will come true in the next life
十一、科学研究证明，每天对自己说一句你是最漂亮的，慢慢的你会发现，你的脸皮越来越厚了
Scientific research has proved that every day to say to yourself that you are the most beautiful, slowly you will find that your skin is getting thicker and thicker
十二、之前也考虑过劳斯莱斯和大G 最后还是选择了公交 因为人多热闹
After considering Rolls-Royce and Big G before, they finally chose public transportation because of the crowds.
十三、问大家一个问题，电鳗电电鳗电鳗会不会被电鳗电死还是电电鳗的电鳗会被挨电鳗的电把电电鳗的电鳗点死呢？
Let me ask you a question, will the electric eel be electrocuted by the electric eel or will the electric eel be electrocuted by the electric eel?
十四、小燕子 穿花衣 年年春天来这里 我问燕子你为啥来 燕子说先他妈管好你自己.
The little swallow wears a flower coat and comes here every spring. I ask the swallow why you come to the swallow and say that you should take care of yourself first.
十五、好姐妹在我面前哭 我赶紧在桌上抽了两张纸 把眼睛挡住 眼不见心不烦.
Good sisters cried in front of me. I quickly drew two sheets of paper on the table to keep my eyes out of sight and heart out of mind.
十六、怎么让你喜欢的人追你 首先你站在他面前深情的看着她 然后给他个嘴巴子你就跑 相信我 他肯定会追你
How do you let the person you like chase you? First you stand in front of him and look at her affectionately, then give him a mouth and you run away. Believe me, he will definitely chase you.
十七、研究显示，每晚睡前一小时喝一杯热牛奶，比不喝牛奶的人多花几块钱
Studies show that drinking a glass of hot milk an hour before bed every night costs a few dollars more than people who don"t drink milk
十八、看见别的女孩子吃我也吃 看见别的女孩子买我也买 看见别的女孩子又瘦又美我就当没看见
I saw other girls eating, I saw other girls buying, I also bought, I saw other girls thin and beautiful, I just didn"t see it
十九、现在在跟精神小伙跳激光雨，等下坐鬼火回家给你带个槟榔。
Now I"m dancing laser rain with the spirit guy. I"ll take a jack-o-lantern home and bring you a betel nut.
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