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一，看动画片看哭了突然停电了我以为我瞎了。
I cried when I watched cartoons. Suddenly the power went out. I thought I was blind
二，你叫不醒装睡的人但关空调可以。
You can"t wake up the sleeper, but you can turn off the air conditioner
三，吃着吃着停电了，我连忙扒了两口饭，突然灯亮了，我惊讶，莫非这就是传说中的扒拉拉能量。
The power went out while eating and eating. I quickly took two meals. Suddenly, the light came on. I was surprised. Is this the legendary energy of pulling Lala
四，每当别人跟我说：你就不能站在我的角度想想吗？可是我站在你那边360度角都想了个遍，还是我对。
Whenever someone tells me: Can"t you think from my point of view? But I"ve thought about it from your side 360 degrees, or am I right
五，镜子里：哦~我这人间仙女 原相机：让我看看我在山海经第几页。
In the mirror: Oh ~ I am a fairy in the world. Original camera: Let me see which page I am in Shanhaijing
六，现在啥平台都猜我喜欢这个也猜那个也猜看着都猜的什么玩意儿这么久都没猜出来我喜欢免费的。
Now I guess all the platforms. I like this one and guess that one. I haven"t figured out anything I guess for so long. I like it free of charge
七，刚看到一个人行走在太阳下，慢慢消失了，我旁边物理系的一哥们说是升华了。
I just saw a man walking in the sun and slowly disappeared. A buddy in the physics department next to me said it was sublimated.
八，不是我针对谁 在座的各位哪个不是绝世容颜？
I"m not targeting anyone here. Which one is not beautiful?
九，年轻的时候一定要敢于做梦 毕竟年龄也大很容易睡不着。
You must dare to dream when you are young. After all, you are too old to sleep.
十，一定要努力赚钱 今天出门在KFC看到一男一女吃一根薯条嘴对嘴抢着吃 千万别活成像他们那样 看着都难受。
Be sure to work hard to make money. When you go out today, you see a man and a woman eating a French fries mouth to mouth. Don"t live and look at them like that.
十一，你才20多岁，没遇到喜欢的人很正常，往后你会发现大概是遇不到了。
You are only in your 20 s, it is normal to not meet someone you like, and you will find that you probably won"t meet them in the future
十二，爸爸说，不要早恋，你现在谈的以后都是别人的老公，我一听，哎呦，别人的老公，想想就刺激。
Dad said, don"t fall in love early. When you talk about it now, you are all other people"s husbands. When I listen, oh, other people"s husbands, it is exciting to think about it.
十三，坚持走斑马线不是因为我有素质 单纯是因为斑马线赔得多。
I insist on walking the zebra crossing no
t because I have quality, but because the zebra crossing pays more
十四，有人要和我互送礼物吗你送我精美礼物我送你具体住址。
Does anyone want to exchange gifts with me? You give me beautiful gifts, and I"ll give you the specific address
十五，那天我喝醉酒哭着说我要嫁给张保庆 他脱下外套给我套上，抱着我说“嫁给我杨洋委屈你了？”
That day, I was drunk and cried and said that I was going to marry Zhang Baoqing. He took off his coat and put it on me. He hugged me and said, "Marry me, Yang Yang wronged you?"
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