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1、你家开幼儿园的吗？宝宝那么多。
Does your family have a kindergarten? So many babies.
2、别光喝绿茶，喝口矿泉水漱漱嘴。
Don"t just drink green tea, drink mineral water and rinse your mouth.
3、绿茶年年有，莲花朵朵开，只要姐姐在，妹妹永远是备胎。
Green tea comes every year, and lotus blossoms. As long as I am here, my sister will always be a spare tire.
4、看到我的缺点了吧，我会继续放大给你看的。
See my shortcomings. I will continue to enlarge them for you.
5、妹妹家住洞庭湖吗？养出你这么个碧螺春。
Do you live in Dongting Lake? Raise a Biluochun like you.
6、听说绿茶泡脚能缓解疲劳，妹妹你还真是多才多艺呢？
I heard that foot washing with green tea can relieve fatigue. Are you really versatile, sister?
7、总是哥哥，哥哥的叫，你要下蛋吗？
You"ve always been called "gege". Are you going to lay eggs?
8、牵了哥哥的手，以为拥有了全世界，没想到哥哥是个千手观音。
Holding a handsome man"s hand, you think you have the whole world, you didn"t expect that handsome man I am a thousand hand Guanyin.
9、我的猫和你的马都很想你，骗你的，我没有猫，你也没有马。
My cat and your horse miss you very much. I lied to you. I don"t have a cat, and you don"t have a horse.
10、姐吃完的饭，你也来蹭蹭盘子，厚颜无耻。
You are shameless to rub your plate when I have finished my meal.
11、海是你家吗？那么喜欢养鱼。
Is the sea your home? You like fish so much.
12、妹妹喷的什么香水，绿茶的味道很难闻。
What perfume does the younger sister spray, the smell of green tea is very bad.
13、别跟我虚伪，我懒得理你。
Don"t lie to me. I don"t care about you.
14、你以为你是塑料袋吗？那么会装。
Do you think you are a plastic bag? So big.
15、你见过哪辆豪车有数不清的备胎。
Which luxury car have you seen with countless spare wheels?
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