1、如果我考试过了，请不要叫我学霸，要叫我赌神。
If I pass the exam, please don"t call me Xueba, call me gambling God.
2、每当我准备认真看书的时候，这个世界就变得非常有趣，任何风吹草动都能吸引我。
Whenever I am ready to read a book seriously, the world becomes very interesting, and any wind and grass can attract me.
3、 关于我没有对象这件事，没有一个同龄男人是无辜的。
No one my age is innocent about me not having an object.
4、疫情什么时候才能结束？想见的人都换了八个了。
When will the aliens end? I"ve changed eight people I want to see.
5、如果有人问你对象是谁，你就说是我，这个锅我背了。
If someone asks you who the object is, you say that I am carrying this pot.
6、如果你觉得你泡得到我，大可以试试，我会让你知道什么叫心想事成。
If you think you can hit on me, I"ll let you know what may all your wishes come true is.
7、看到这段文案的你实属与我有缘，不妨留下个关注，珍惜这份缘。
Seeing this copy of you is really related to me, may wish to leave a concern to cherish this fate.
8、除了想娶你和转账，光说说而已的喜欢和想念都别太当真，嘘寒问暖不如打笔巨款。
I don"t want you to practice it. I want to talk to you and transfer money. Don"t take it too seriously. It"s better to write a huge sum of money.
9、比起穷这个弱点，丑简直不值一提。
Ugly is nothing compared to the weakness of poverty.
10、你说你发了工资就请我吃饭，这么久过去了，我很担心，是不是你被开除了。
You said you invited me to dinner when you got paid, and after all this time, I was worried if you were fired?
11、这个天气挺尬得，不开空调又热，开的话还得去买一台。
This weather is quite embarrassing. If you don"t turn on the air conditioner and turn it on, you have to buy one.
12、我长得这么好看，主要感谢我的父母，要不是他们给了我这张嘴，我也不会天天说。
I am so good-looking, mainly thanks to my parents, if they did not give me this mouth, I will not say every day.
