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一，我怕麻烦说没下载拼多多 他们兴奋极了 说新用户砍多。
I"m afraid I"ll bother to say that I didn"t download Pinduoduo. They were so excited that they said that the new users cut a lot.
二，把星球想象成山楂 那九星连珠不就是一串冰糖葫芦。
Think of the planet as a hawthorn. Isn"t that a string of Sugar-Coated Berry
三，别养多肉了 养我 我肉更多！
Don"t feed me more meat!
四，半夜发现家里有小偷 呆在床上不敢动 我也很期待他在我家能搜点钱出来。
In the middle of the night, I found a thief in my house who stayed in bed and dared not move. I was also looking forward to him finding some money in my house.
五，长胖以后与朋友约着一起骑马减肥 一个月后马瘦了十斤。
After gaining weight, I rode with my friends to lose weight. After a month, the horse lost ten pounds.
六，只有交话费的时候 才能感觉到我说的话原来也那么值钱。
Only when I pay the phone bill can I feel that what I said is so valuable.
七，每次我一个人走夜路都好害怕 天这么黑我这么美真怕别人看不见啊。
Every time I walk alone at night, I"m afraid it"s so dark. I"m so beautiful. I"m afraid others won"t see me.
八，我：我最近觉得自己有点抑郁，怎么办？ 心理医生：一个小时800 我：我好了，谢谢你。
Me: I feel a little depressed recently. What should I do? Psychologist: 800 an hour. I: I"m well, thank you
九，我不贪财那我什么 摊煎饼吗。
I"m not greedy for money. What am I greedy for, spreading pancakes
十，我是个干净的人 既没有恋爱的酸臭 也没有金钱的铜臭。
I am a clean person with neither the sour smell of love nor the copper smell of money.
十一，刚碰见一个帅哥我鼓起勇气问他同学你好我是会计系的。你是哪个系的啊。帅哥对我微微一笑跟你没关系。
I just met a handsome boy, and I plucked up the courage to ask him: Hello, my classmates, I am from the accounting department. What department are you in? The handsome guy smiled at me: It doesn"t matter to you
十二，你喜欢可爱风 淑女风 还是我这个羊癫疯呢。
Do you like lovely style, lady style or my epilepsy
十三，不是说鱼的记忆只有7秒吗？那为什么要跟锦鲤许愿鸭，应该找锦鲤借钱。
Didn"t you say that fish only have seven seconds to remember? Then why do you want to make a wish with koi? You should borrow money from koi
十四，生活历险记 我有超能力。
Life adventures. I have superpowers.
十五，如果快乐太难我祝你去年买的裤子今年秋天还能穿得上。
If happiness is too difficult, I wish the pants you bought last year can still be worn this fall
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